i should've stayed on the farm

Thought this was really cute.





I stumbled across it in my attempt to start studying French online. I then switched to Swedish for a bit and found this:

a
like 'a' in "barn"

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e
like first 'e' in "here"

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i
like 'i' in "machine"

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o
like 'oo' in "foot"

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u
like 'ou' in "you"

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y
like 'y' in "Nitroglycerin"



Nitroglycerin??? Really? At least do something shorter like lymph node.

In my internet language quests, I have also rediscovered the age-old truth that everything is funnier in other languages/accents. Even when there's no speaking, foreign videos are better. Case in point:



Funny Peroquet Humour Peroquet Rire Arabe Rire Francais Maroc Tunisie Algerie - Watch the best video clips here

i'd been lost in a fantasy that blinded me

Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846.
John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.

Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860.
John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960.

Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.
Both wives lost their children while living in the White House.

Both Presidents were shot on a Friday.
Both Presidents were shot in the head

Now it gets really weird.

Lincoln 's secretary was named Kennedy.
Kennedy's Secretary was named Lincoln .

Both were assassinated by Southerners.
Both were succeeded by Southerners named Johnson.

Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln , was born in 1808.
Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908.


John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln , was born in 1839.
Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy, was born in 1939.


Both assassins were known by their three names.
Both names are composed of fifteen letters.

Now hang on to your seat.

Lincoln was shot at the theater named 'Ford.'
Kennedy was shot in a car called ' Lincoln ' made by 'Ford.'

Lincoln was shot in a theater and his assassin ran and hid in a warehouse.
Kennedy was shot from a warehouse and his assassin ran and hid in a theater.

Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their trials.

And here's the kicker...

A week before Lincoln was shot, he was in Monroe, Maryland
A week before Kennedy was shot, he was with Marilyn Monroe.

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I didn't fact check this. Seems accurate though. I'm a total sucker for these things.