I woke up this morning to the eyeball of my roommate, Christine. We have been roommates for three years now and she occasionally does creepy things like this, usually not on purpose. She also laughs to herself a lot, and frequently has a V vein on her forehead when she's giddy about something.
Probable craziness aside, I've grown rather fond of living with her – mostly because she is this beautiful ballerina type who gets really excited about the nerdiest things: Star Trek, videogames, LOTR, and Tchaikovsky. However, the eyeball was disconcerting. They are meant to be in pairs; it's a symmetry thing that I fully condone. And waking up to one eyeball and half a V vein staring at me like Sauron (okay, what other EYE can I compare it to) was disturbing. It's like when I used to be awoken by Maylee, a demon Pekinese dog who was the prechild of my aunt and uncle. Pekinese are strange creatures, with shoved in faces that hinder their breathing. Maylee didn't breathe so much as snot. And she used to crawl onto my chest and snot on my face until I woke up to her beady little eyes.
The climax of my Christine eye story is the following interchange:
Me (to Christine's eye which is staring at me through pillows and blankets): Hi. (nervous giggle)
Christine: (kind of laughs and mutters something) (we aren't morning people)
Me: All I can see is your eye.
Christine: Oh. haha. That's like that poem.
Me: What?
Christine: The Edgar Allan Poe poem.
Me: Which Edgar Allan Poe poem?
Christine: Oh you know...that one...
Me: (racking my brain for eyeballs in the two Poe poems I know) Uhh no.
Christine: (realizes something and gives an enlightened laugh) Oh, never mind. I was probably thinking of some slasher movie.
And that's why I love her.
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7 comments:
http://www.literature.org/authors/poe-edgar-allan/tell-tale-heart.html
...yep, I'm as creepy as this guy.
Hahahaha, Creepy Christine. I love the Sauron reference.
That's what you were talking about!
wow. :)
That's my favourite poem!
And I think she was talking about the short story The Tell Tale Heart
okay yeah...everybody has told me that. sighhh
I can't believe Mei Li (note the spelling, Sho!) was immortalized in a blog. I'll tell Aunt Lucy. However, there is a vein of prejudice in the Stewart household toward small dogs. Just sayin'
gah. i need to just send everything to you before i stick it up:) yes, she was immortalized in the blog...and in my head.
and we can't help it if we feel that most small dogs would be better off as cats. just saying
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