Ooh girl...

Me: Ooh, do you like Hannah Montana?
Katherine: No.
Me: Then why is she on your shirt?
Katherine: I don't know.
Me: Oh.
Jessica (to me): Are you Taylor Swift?
Me (rolling eyes): Yes. I've been sent here to teach you math.
Jessica: No, but really, are you Taylor Swift?
(I repressed any urges to ask if she was Lucy Liu.)

Today David came up with a new joke.
David (to me): You look 17..........THOUSAND. HAHAHAHAHAHA.
Me: Thanks.

two minutes later:
David: Miss Stewart, you look 20.........THOUSAND! HAHAHAHAHAHA
Me: Go away.

and on.


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