And now, a memorable fight between Brian (12) and Josh (13).
Brian (to Josh): Do you have a green card?
Josh: No.
Brian: Why not?
Josh: Because I'm American.
Brian: No you aren't.
Josh: Yes I am. I was born in the United States. I'm American.
Brian: No! You're Asian!
Josh: What? I'm American you idiot.
Brian: You're Asian! You have small eyes!
Josh: I'm Asian American.
Me: Brian, if you're born in America, you're an American citizen.
Brian: Oh.
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