For the first time in history

My family is fond of a game called Empires in which each person is required to come up with an answer in a chosen category.

Bright moments have included:

What would the title of your autobiography be?

Answer: My amazing life will never end. (This was supposed to be "My amazing life in Wonderland, but was miscommunicated to a much better answer)

Break up lines:

I'm sober
We were never together
Two letters: B and O
Your eyes aren't symmetrical and I don't understand your accent
Dog already sawed in half? This should be easy.

Reasons to leave a party:

God told me to.
I'm in labor.
Justin Bieber arrived in his boxers.

Last words:

I thought it smelled like bread.
My name is Edgar.
My fingers were crossed.

Songs you never want to hear again:

Party in the USA
Paparrazi
Feliz Navidad
I will Survive
It's Raining Men
The Macarena

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The song list, naturally, was accompanied by loud renditions of each song (so not much chance of never hearing them again.)

I thought it was a pretty good list, though. It reminded me of an

Undeleted Text: I was just at a Fourth of July party and they played Miley Cyrus's "Party in the USA." America fail.